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very sexy. our lord. our life. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

The Shrek Commandments:

I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
Shrek. Our life, lord and savior. Mayest though be willing to join us to find onions and enlightenment? Thy Shrek of Shekington, please, forgive me for my past sins, such as uttering the words "do the roar", disrespecting holiness's Swamp, etc., I greatly grieve those disgusting decisions, and I hope that thou's kindness shall extend to a poor one such as I. 100/10 religion i pray that you shall forgive me, and i thank thee for being thy's lord
Shrek by RuiTheEnby November 29, 2022
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Our ogre king daddy

Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.
You: who is Shrek?

Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.
Shrek by BubblegumTears February 14, 2023
shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.
Shrek by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023
Shrek is life.He is so smexy you must worship him with all your heart
"I just want to Shrek you"
shrek by safehh24h52h March 8, 2023
shrek is god
shrek by THESKEETERRIDER March 29, 2023
The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.
Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife