Randydextrous

The ability to 'Spank the monkey' using either hand thus achieving a high state of pleasure.

To masterbate with either hand.

1) "Man I'm so flusterbasted that I'm going to go at it hammer and tong in a randydextrous style."

2) "Dave's just gone into the allnight service station and bought a stack load of Playboys. He'll be checking out his randydextrous skills later when one hand goes numb".

"Yeah, and he'll be 'turning Japanese!'"

3) "I hear Pete's Randy Dextrous. Not only does he constantly carry out the 'Five Knuckle Shuffle' but more often than not swops and ends up with a 'Ten Knuckle shuffle' combination move"

by Woody Superstar July 7, 2009

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Randy

A bitch who doesn't care about any thing some one who lies, cheats, and disobey.

Girl: who's that he's really cute

Other girl: oh that's Randy stay away he's a real jerk.

by Hppt.lol February 7, 2018

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Randy

The worst name ever

Randy sucks! He will break your mirror

by Dicksjdjdjx November 1, 2018

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There are different versions of Randy but the Randy that is short for Randall is handsome, caring, and very funny. Randy’s ego can get really big and bad, but he is just a trying to look cool. Randy always wants to look his nicest to fit in, although they should totally stand out as their natural self. If you have a Randy in your life and think he is mean and cold hearted, just know that he is just trying to fit in because a lot of people don’t have as much common sense as him.

Alissa: Is there a new kid?

Jake: Nope. That’s Randy. He got ANOTHER new car.
Alissa: I thought he just got one last week!
Jake: Well... You know Randy.

by Sugar Shea February 5, 2019

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