rusty coin slot

result of one who has not mastered the art of wiping ones own ass correctly; characterized by an ass crack full of shit stains; often results in skid marked under garments, rancid fecal odor and an itchy booty hole

When defecating, I prefer to clean me crap crack with wet wipes, this - in turn - will alleviate me from sporting a rusty coin slot....which, I believe is generally frowned upon

by Rico VonScabdick January 27, 2011

Rusty Halo

When you take a shit and don't wipe and later that day you notice a crusted shit around your rectum resembling a Rusty Halo

Boy 1: Aww man I totally got a bad Rusty Halo
Boy 2: Dude you need to wipe!

by MorningThunder January 28, 2012

Rusty Sword

The act of tongue-fucking an anus while simultaneously making fencing, or other sword-fighting maneuvers, with the recipients penis. Typically done while the recipient is standing.
This allows for Rusty Sword Fights.

Yeah, while I love Jen and all, she's more of a Trombone player, while Phil is a natural Rusty Sword Technician, I think I'm going to choose him for the Rusty Sword Tournament coming up.

by Samael11 October 10, 2012

rusty horn

Smearing your dick with shit and fucking someone in the mouth

My girl let me do the rusty horn last night, it was glorious.

by Mr.ticktackytoey December 8, 2014

RustySlav

When someone goes to sleep mid Rust session usually stating that they will "Be right back".

Steve- DOG I saw you in Rust last night with Adam.
Me- Yeah right, I played solo he pulled the good ol' RustySlav!

by 360noscope360 July 17, 2017

Rusty Asian

Poo in yah jap’s eye aka once anal has been completed poo may in your jap’s eye!

Hey babe is that poo in your jap’s eye!

Yeah it’s a rusty Asian.

by Cunt bandit April 26, 2019

Mike "Rusty" Balszac

A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.

This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection

Every scammer in the world should meet Mike "Rusty" Balszac!

by CJW1972 June 11, 2009