Road Tease 

The female equivalent of road head (I.E. a guy fingering you while you both are driving in a vehicle)

He took me home after our date and road teased me the entire way.

Road Tease by amanduhh_please January 22, 2018

Road Sign Material (RSM) 

Any items collected i.e.. bottles, jars, railroad spikes, televisions, guitars, fish, donuts etc. and then taken into your car and thrown at road signs.

My friend and I had a great day throwing road sign material (RSM) out of his car.

Road Sign Material (RSM) by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Road flea 

Collective pack of road cyclists who obstruct the road

Damn those Road Fleas

Road flea by Smurf assassin 1 July 16, 2019

Road trippin 

Driving while smoking marijuana and/or under the influence of marijuana

Hey broski you trying to go road trippin tonight?

Road trippin by JakeP420 September 21, 2019

road schadenfreude 

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

road schadenfreude by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

Road Pest 

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)

"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"

Road Pest by AubCat March 24, 2020

Road pigeon 

A term used for an annoying cyclist that ignores the bike lane. Predominantly inner city cyclists who appear to have no situational awareness.

There is a God dam bike lane you road pigeon!

Road pigeon by x0x_Jonas_x0x November 19, 2020