Flame RETARDED are people who set themselves on fire by lacking common sense, word often misused or confused with Flame retardants which are materials that inhibit or resist the spread of fire.
dude what's with all the bandages?-
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!
by nopantsboy October 18, 2009
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The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!
by Andi June 10, 2006
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A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.
by TangClock July 12, 2009
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by Jimmy May 13, 2005
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Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
by DoubleXM July 11, 2007
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