Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024

samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

Man Made Ranch

You know what i mean. CUM DUDE ITS CUM but they call it MAN MADE RANCH IN ROBLOX LIKE WTF Example below!

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Some random pedophile in roblox: Hey bbg want some of my man made ranch?
An innocent girl: Sure! (She doesnt know what it means yet)
Some random pedophilee in roblox: Okay (In discord shows a picture with cum dripping out of his penis)
The innocent girl: thats what you meant.... (blocks pedophile both on discord and on roblox and reports)

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 6, 2023

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019

Ranch

Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.

Me: “What is your favorite drink?”

Luke: “Ranch!”

by Tylerbeep November 29, 2020

King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.

King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.

by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023

ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018