Problem

A word used to refer to an erect penis.

Jess was cuddling in bed with Alex when she suddenly felt his problem poking her.

by UpDownStrange May 25, 2014

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white people problem

When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.

I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.

by T Macalicious September 19, 2012

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Problems

To fart on an extreme scale of either quantity(volume/amount) or quality (potency/linger time)

Arr mate you've got problems

by Team Cabbage August 30, 2006

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Prowler

Act of shitting quietly and softly as to not disturb other patrons or your in-laws; this act leaves behind almost no traces, no foul odors or toxic smogs, opposite of a 'growler'

My girlfriend invited me over to eat dinner with her family for Christmas dinner and I had to drop a prowler in her bathroom.

by Robbie Mitchell II January 24, 2011

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a fat/chunky/overwheight horny country girl who attempts to seduce any male that will succumb to the prowl, usually via text or instant message. The prowler will use any chance she has, and any window of oppurtunity to get herself some fresh meat.

Dude, did you hear who the prowler got last night? i feel sorry for him.

by POLAR PIZZA May 27, 2010

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