potatoe fuck

when you tag someone with a grenade in Gears of War.

You just got potatoe fucked

by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.

Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.

by someoneouthere September 14, 2008

Potato Brain

A person who has the mental capacity equal to, or less than, that of a potato.

Swaggot: Ay, bruh, I got dat #SWAG

Guy: God, you're fucking potato brain.

by Manatee God August 11, 2015

cage potato

1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.

1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."

by truffz February 17, 2006

Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018

Potato Dealer

A DJ who plays shit music

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!

by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015

Potato Lord

Controls all types of potato involved food.

These fries were made by Potato Lord

by Otaku5Evermore77/Potato Lord June 19, 2016