light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft

Danny's has a light pole dick

by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016

Boatem Pole

a silly little pole that is floating in the silly little boatem village/town/incoorperation in the silly little Hermitcraft Server

Grian: Oh yeah, if you guys feel sad that the pole is destroyed, dont. Because this is the third or maybe the fourth version of the boatem pole since its been exploded so much

(or something along the lines of that, i do not remember)

by FibroParroto February 24, 2022

Pole Lifter

A really hot chick that has the natural ability to raise a mans penis.

Damn dude did you see that chick!? Shes a real pole lifter!

by hockeystud29 January 5, 2011

pole bam

when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d

She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam

by meltar July 31, 2016

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018

pole sander

a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.

holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.

by yer mammy April 12, 2007

Pole Koala

A rare Australian euphemism for a stripper.

Kevin Rudd went all out on those pole koalas!

by TheLameDingo December 25, 2007