Ping

NOT a sound - a BEAUTIFUL person (also known as Ting). Ping knows all, Tea Queen. If you want a friend that will tell you (and remember) everything you do on a night out, call Ping. She will soberly remember the night for you and you'll be so excited to hear about all the stupid shit you do, because Ping - knows all. She is a fun time.

DO YOU want to know who you drunkenly bit on the dance floor? DO YOU? Ask Ping. She knows. She'll know before you do it.

by JVB1 March 21, 2020

Ping Ping my Dingaling

When one attaches a nokia cellphone to one’s penis and then asks a friend, partner, or co-worker to call them. Thereby “Ping Ping(ing) {their} Dingaling”

AYO boss, can you uh- Ping Ping My Dingaling? Thanks g. preciate it.

I got tommy to Ping Ping My Dingaling yesterday, pretty cool experience. Made me shout “OH ME CORCH!”

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022

Pinged

To be stressed out and/or over worked, reaching your limits with somebody/something

I haven't had a single day off i'm so pinged out i might just fight somebody today.
Dude this thing has me pinged, fuck it.

by Itz_Mastadon July 26, 2022

Pinge

A pigeons minge.

the word pinge requires no further explanation.

by The creator of Pinge March 12, 2023

ping-pom

The somewhat common phenomenon where Brits (or "poms") bounce back and forth from living in Australia to the UK (may be repeated many times). Possibly caused by the perception that the grass is always greener on the other side.

I spent most of my 20s and 30s ping-pomming as I couldn't make my mind up where to live.

by Edwinski April 7, 2022

Ping Ponging

1. Wondering around aimlessly in your brain, scatterbrained
2. Unable to focus solely on a one thing at a given time

3. Trying to accomplish too much at one time but cannot accomplish anything

I was ping ponging around today. I feel like I didn't accomplish anything because I was ping ponging around for hours.

by Kitty Kat + Madd Dog Nate January 9, 2018

Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.

"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."

by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025