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fart pillow

When, in an effort to be funny, you back up against someone and let it rip. The recipient has become your fart pillow. Another variation is fart cushion.
Ex-girlfriends make great fart pillows
by bobby the douche February 12, 2005
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pillow lust

pillow lust is a masturbation technique used when you are angry horny and stack several pillows on top of each other to make violent love to them, using extra pillowcases of course
Hey man, you fuck your pillow last night?

You know it, i got dat pillow lust
by sellthedamnbeast June 2, 2012
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Wet pillow

The act of internally crying and wetting a pillow with tears.
Wet pillow cause I can't come tonight
by Thotinator February 2, 2015
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crotch pillow

a woman's monthly pad and/or tampon.
"Always is on sale at Target. I need to replenish my crotch pillow inventory"
by Loony2nz September 6, 2009
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DICK PILLOWS

A big beautiful set of women's lips.
Angelina Jolie has a big beautiful set of dick pillows
by Darth Loring July 3, 2009
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Pillow biter

A supposedly derogatory term for a homosexual man, particularly the ones that take it in the ass.
Personally, I rather like the term as it is, in my case, true :)
Mom: Son, do you have something to tell me?
Son: What are you talking about?
Mom: You're a pillow biter.
Son: How did you know!?
Mom: I saw the bite marks on your pillow.
Son: Oh.... Sally's preagnant.
Mom: WHAT!?
by Ilikegunsandkittens April 22, 2011
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bath pillow

a soft pillow which is placed around the neck to keep you comfortable in the bath...also used by annie to masturbate
hey i heard annie fucked a bath pillow!!
by emo, rodge and flex July 22, 2006
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