Phat Dippin

Skinny Dippin= swimming naked
Phat Dippin= Swimming with all your clothes on

Dress up dive in, its phat dippin!!

Got a farmer's tan? Well your still and ladies man when your phat dippin!!

by PoopDickFuckFace March 30, 2009

phantoom

The captain of the Wrecked Ship in Super Metroid.

I am such a frikking n00b. I can't beat Phantoom!

by Jose Quervo February 21, 2005

Phalgastic

Something which is clearly phallic in nature and is unashamed of that fact.

Look at nelsons collum in its Phalgastic splendor

by Adsa February 16, 2006

phallicacy

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.

He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.

by g50007 May 2, 2008

phantom load

When a guy has an orgasm, but due to depleted semen, ejaculation does not occur.

"He was about to cum all over my face, but it was just a phantom load. What a pussy."

by letsgetitagain March 5, 2009

PhailusMaximus

Failing so hard , the person deserves the Title phailus maximus. = MAXIMUM FAIL

The magnitude of the fail is 10000x that of Epic fail.

NOOB : Look at me , i am GODLIKE!
1337zor * Boom headshot*
Spectator : hahahah PhailusMaximus.

by 13allsofsteel May 3, 2009

Phantom Pooer

The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo

"I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!"

by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009