crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind

Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society

by AgarPughead September 28, 2020

Peanut butter and smelly

A really foul fart.

"Dude, do you have the farts or something? Keep it under the covers, I don't want a peanut butter and smelly."

by The Pz Kid November 13, 2011

Peanutbutter

When you pee then nut in a girls ass at the same time. Then you keep fucking and when you are done you are left with a brown, creamy, peanut butter like substance.

I totally gave my girl some peanutbutter last night.

by Anonymous279274 August 26, 2018

Peanutbutter Santa

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.

I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009

Peanut butter tongue

a dog who is always flicking its tongue like it is trying to lick peanut butter off a pussy

Giselle: Your dog looks like it has peanut butter tongue.

Bula: Yeah I havent had a man around for a while and Rocky loves peanut butter

by Colon Oscapy September 13, 2009

peanutter

short for peanut butter

I really fancy some peanutter sandwiches

by iliketurtles10 May 1, 2010

Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011