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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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pecker peep

when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment
I was changing in the locker room when my pecker peeped and everyone saw my tiny willie
by adsfajsfklajsd; June 3, 2009
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pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.
I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.
by kadis zutton July 6, 2011
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pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff
Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover
by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024
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pecker soup

I think I have pecker soup on my pants.
by Bigmoney Player June 5, 2023
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hooty peckered

To be overly upset about something or bent out of shape over nothing big
"It was just a joke, why are you getting all hooty peckered?"
by TimmyTooSweet February 26, 2024
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