crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

chocolate pecker

A black man's penis. Generally very large.

You are a chocolate pecker!

by Ohmykatebug February 11, 2018

pecker peep

when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment

I was changing in the locker room when my pecker peeped and everyone saw my tiny willie

by adsfajsfklajsd; June 3, 2009

pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.

I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.

by kadis zutton July 6, 2011

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff

Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024

pecker soup

Male semen, cum

I think I have pecker soup on my pants.

by Bigmoney Player June 5, 2023

hooty peckered

To be overly upset about something or bent out of shape over nothing big

"It was just a joke, why are you getting all hooty peckered?"

by TimmyTooSweet February 26, 2024