Parade Of Shoes

A store in which is gay because the cashier screws her mom as they get all us pissed by the rule of needing an adult to shop with you.

"PARADE OF SHOES ISN'T A PARADE"

or

"Parade Of Shoes loses bussiness because Daria, Karen, Matt and I got pissed and will now not shop there"

by FrozenIce December 27, 2004

freak parade

when you're friend calls you up at your most bored moment and informs you there are a plethora of hunnies up in his place prime for the fucking

"Yo I was sitting around playin ms. pacman and readin webster's dictionary when my friend hit me up with the 'FREAK PARADE'"

by Jay40 December 3, 2005

paratrooper

An act similar to the toboggan, although far more dangerous and painful. You simply perform a toboggan off the roof of a house.

Tony's mom is really hardcore, so I gave her a paratrooper off my house.

by Pinto April 30, 2004

Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country?

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

parakeeting

the act of being cute and jumping around in a cage with face paint on your cheeks.

"What is that stripper doing? Is that a new type of dance or fetish?"
"Parakeeting, duh."

by YamadaDesigns January 5, 2012

parade rest

term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.

Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"

OR

Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"

by fister 187 August 5, 2012

paratrooper

A wadded up clump of toilet paper, ampened, then placed length wise in the crack of the anus. If done after a long day of salsa shits or diarrhea, the user simply sleeps with the paratrooper in place. The anus will feel painless and clean the next morning.

"Oh my god, my ass has been dripping all day long. I gotta remember to throw in a paratrooper later tonight."

by Joshua6666 April 21, 2006