Whip wood

The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.

I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!

Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!

by Mr Ramrod 2013 May 22, 2014

Cell Whipped

A person that is addicted to their cell phone checking it compulsively multiple times every hour or every minute - even more urgently when the phone boops or blips a notification.

Fred is so cell whipped...he can't go more than a minute without checking his phone.

by Cereal Killer cK May 5, 2022

tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

slime whip

To drive drunk

Person 1: can I get a ride home? I drank too much.
Person 2: Enough out of you Jace. Back in Guania we had to slime whip everywhere or we would be legally penalized.

by munfan August 20, 2021

Whipping that sandwich

Normally used by taxi drivers driving through the streets

Is work any good bill ? Yeah I’ve been whipping that sandwich

by Tommy da flutes June 13, 2018

whipped testicle

The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect

My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.

by maxramage150 December 30, 2021

Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.

My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.

by Quaker's Oats69 April 21, 2020