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Nano-Netting

Verb / When your iPod Nano 5G with the shake to shuffle feature flies out of your hand and is picked up by someone who is unwilling to return it or is too big and surly to be confronted for its return.
Dude, I was shuffling my new iPod and it got Nano-Netting by a big mofu on the subway.
by Seymourbuttz October 28, 2008
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Net Favoritism

Net Favoritism is what Ajit Pai want's, the opposite of "Net Neutrality".
Net Favoritism lets the owner mess with the equality of the internet if "Favoritsm", limiting what people are able to do with their internet.

It comes from greedy Ajit Pai's mind.
"Net Favoritism" |net-fey-ver-i-tiz-uh m, feyv-ri-|
Is a policy in which a possible owner is able to restrict internet usage and limit other areas to any specific individual.

"HEY, when do you think "Net Neutrality" is gonna be coming?"
"Only when Viacom and others "Net Favo
ritism" ends."
by Difyned January 17, 2018
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root-netting

Is the under-soil network of interlaced root systems of above ground botanica.

Root netting is when tree root systems interlock, creating a hidden "net" of support for surface soil.

In simple terms, when plants hold hands under the soil.
"If you remove this forest, the ground will not be supported by this root-netting any longer, and may give way."
by Mr H20 August 20, 2022
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MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay
I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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net on the fax

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
hey look everyone there's a net on the fax
by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu March 11, 2009
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
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Caped on the net

“Caped on the net” means someone is lying or exaggerating online, often trying to make themselves look better or seem more important than they actually are. It’s similar to “capping” but specifically refers to online behavior.
1. “Dude said he owns three Lambos, but we all know he caped on the net.”
2. “She be caped on the net talking about she met Drake, but ain’t got no proof.”
by Instigator642 March 7, 2025
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