a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay
I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
Get the MAGA-net mug.After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 14, 2008
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Get the Glenn Net mug.A word used sometimes in pokemon combat. It refers to the average damage of the move if used infinite times.
The formula for calculating it is
NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY
The formula for calculating it is
NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY
Fire Blast is has a net damage of 93.5, while Flamethrower has a net damage of 90, so Fire Blast is better.
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