Net damage

A word used sometimes in pokemon combat. It refers to the average damage of the move if used infinite times.
The formula for calculating it is

NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY

Fire Blast is has a net damage of 93.5, while Flamethrower has a net damage of 90, so Fire Blast is better.

by Gregorovich August 1, 2023

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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

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The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 May 27, 2011

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net hard

when some on is on the internet talking junk only because they are not face to face with you, miles and miles away!

"Oh I'm a ni99er! O..OK you are really net hard on Halo right now"

"Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"

by mrsvee November 16, 2011

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