Glass splash

The action of running straight into a glass door that you were sure was open right before you hit it.

Me: Get back here! I'm gonna kick your a..WHACK!!!
Friend: hah, Glass splash! Epic fail.

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 22, 2017

british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.

watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.

by eazy.collective March 04, 2014

Splitting Glass

Splitting crystal meth

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join

by Idiotic July 03, 2013

glass frog

A frog that is glass. Commonly used as decor.

Chad: "look at that glass frog!"

Martha: "im going to buy that beautiful decoration!"

by QueKia June 20, 2018

glass tip

Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.

"Ow! Fucking glass tip! She was hot though. Totally worth it!

by Leper Khan November 16, 2017

tipsy glass

Slang term for meth, often used in the Daytona Beach area.

Yo! You got that Tipsy Glass?

by ForrestSucksInEpicFFL November 14, 2018