milk the bacon

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
by Yu Wong March 16, 2008
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Nose Milk

When your drinking cold milk and a friend tells a joke or says something that is so funny that the milk comes out your nose.
I told my friend a joke as he was drinking his milk and he began laughing so hard he had nose milk.
Dam what's that white stuff coming out your nose.
by Ontherighttracks March 04, 2010
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Mega Milk

A meme and gif originating from the Hentai doujin entitled "Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History." The animated gif is of the main female character in this doujin. In the gif, she is moving her breasts.
"Every time when I drink milk, I will think of the gif, Mega Milk."
by Wiige&Wade Scumlords February 23, 2015
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Meat Milk

Yeah I drank meat milk as a baby cause i think i was allergic to breast milk...
by Balls Richter September 29, 2008
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man milk

Another name for CUM or sperm
His man milk was all over her face
by gretta March 11, 2005
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Sneeze milk

To ejaculate in any way, shape, or form.
Butters: You see Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis will sneeze milk inside the ladies tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man looses interest in the lady.
by Shadow9 March 03, 2007
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Milk Junkie

1) Someone who would claim to be addicted to milk.

2) Someone who takes great pleasure in large breasted females.
1) I'm on my ninth glass of the day; yeah, I'ma milk junkie!

2) I just can't help it! I see those girls with those huge tits and... gah, I'm just a milk junkie.
by MACHone Inc. August 12, 2005
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