Mommas vagina

A mom that has a vagina
“I looked at Mommas Vagina yesterday.” -Son
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Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 09, 2023
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Momma Bird

When the female partner is giving a blowjob and the dude nuts in her mouth she then proceeds to kiss him and force his nut back down his throat.
by Master Fanboy April 16, 2020
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yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed
autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*
by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020
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Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians
Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her
by Tarry66 January 14, 2020
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momma saj

one of the best momma’s you’ll have. an astonishing person who is caring and kind to all herchildren. constantly there and gives a helping hand. amazing at everything and is a beauty.
friend 1: woah, dude! is that your real mom?! she’s so cool!

me: nah, she’s my momma saj!

friend 2: where do i find one?!
by urwelcomesemaj April 01, 2018
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