Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

by Lenny Laserdisc March 29, 2012

Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 16, 2017

Speed highway

The best level in sonic adventure 1 with amazing music and high speed sections

Guy 1: what’s your favorite level in sonic adventure 1. Guy 2: speed highway what else do you think

by Random _person21 April 21, 2022

AC speed

Stands for almost C the speed of light or 99.9%.

Some stars that orbit a black holes have been found to orbit at AC speed

by Lone wolf sirius November 30, 2020

speed hack

speed hack

speed hack

by 15196 January 20, 2019

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

by ChunkyCheese05 October 06, 2021