The act of jerking and fist pumping at the same time, usually in response to the occurrence of something awesome happening.
Jerking- Style of dance
Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing
Jerking- Style of dance
Fist Pump- Think Jersey Shore and Guido dancing
(Call of Duty)
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"
*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*
Haroon: "OH MY GOD I DIED"
Jeff: "Bitch I just got a headshot!!"
*Jeff jerk pumps to celebrate*
by Prodigious Asian February 06, 2010
turn·key jerk
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/
noun
A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/
noun
A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.
Person 1: "I think Cathy is a real Turnkey Jerk..."
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"
by LokiTricks222 August 04, 2017
Guy: Dude, we were eating dinner and I stealth jerked at the table
Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.
Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.
Friend: Holy shit dude, thats sneaky.
Guy: Yeah, I hit my sister on the leg.
by Wo Shi October 17, 2014
The act of maintaining an unprotected wireless network soley to redirect bandwidth stealers to a proxy server. The proxy logs are then used to spy on which pornographic sites are being browsed to. The thought of someone else jerking off on the maintainers bandwidth get thems off.
Andy was approaching his vinegar strokes double-jerking to his neighbour browsing to www.teenswithbignobs.com. He was going to explode over his keyboard any second now...
by Fudancer August 29, 2008
When a person driving a car with a manual transmission jerks the steering wheel at the exact moment he/she shifts gears, in an attempt to induce wheelspin or "chirp" the tires.
Ol' Bryan took me for a ride in his mustang. It's a 4 cylinder and it won't lay rubber...so he kept trying to janko jerk it.
by MLQ2K1 October 02, 2018
someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion
Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.
Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
by Big Toe Lover June 02, 2010
A jerk (male or female) who may appear sweet to begin with but upon time displays his/her true personality. Often jerk head behaviour is seen in males after they may not obtain physical intimacy quickly enough from a female. Fortunately a true jerk head generally only hides their ulterior motives for so long.
"I was dating John and when I didn't put out he turned into a total jerk head and never called again".
by Sapphire444 October 17, 2010