Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

raging boner

An erection that is way out of fucking control.

Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?

by Mark O. S. September 28, 2005

pee boner

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

by slonob February 1, 2004

Boner Juice

Any product,usually in a topical cream form, that is used to increase the length or girth of a man's penis, and thus enhance his sexual experiences. The term was made famous on SNL.

"I know I'm 78, Marge, but that Boner Juice works miracles!"

by Turkey Slapper January 17, 2008

Teenage Boner

The awkward and uncontrollable pubescent condition of genital arousal at the most inconvenient or inappropriate moments.

This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.

1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.

2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.

by Randz in TO December 13, 2013

Harvard-Boner

The effect that hearing that a person is from a prestigious school, such as Harvard. Because of this, they often receive special treatment, foot massages, or smoked salmon.

A person under the influence of this effect is said to have a Harv-on.

They won the whole tournament? Judges must have had quite the Harvard-Boner...

by Cryken January 21, 2011

Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.

Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...

by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011