crap rammer

a homosexual who basically rams other peoples crap.

drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.

well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.


is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.

by job less January 13, 2009

Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.

Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.

Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.

by SinnMann September 10, 2011

Schrodinger's Crap

When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.

"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"

by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas

I wish these crap bugs would get a life.

by georgeharrison December 17, 2007