Joey naps

The most legendary person you will ever meet. Been on that staus since 98,

legend of zelda is on that Joey naps status.

by methaddict September 01, 2010

moo nap

a mid-day/ morning nap for no reason.

man i had a rank moo nap today, it was dece!

by b-dub$ April 27, 2009

dope nap

Drug or alcohol shut down of the body in order to revitalize the body from self induced comatose

"I'm bout to dope nap"

by v MAGNUM v November 30, 2014

tunnel nap

when you insert your penis in a woman or man's anus then fall asleep with that person

i went out with Jane last evening and when we went back to her house she ask me to tunnel nap with her cause she thought it was romantic

by mongolian mantis April 14, 2009

bush nap

a very short and concentrated nap in a random, most likely obscure, location.

What are you doing in that shrub man?

Just taking a bush nap, bro. Chiefing mad cigs.

by SigmaChay November 19, 2010

Nap nasty

The feeling of grumpiness after waking up, especially after a too-long afternoon snooze.

Him: Wake up, you need to feed the dog.
Her: Leave me alone, asshole.
Him: You have a nap nasty?

by bow wow s September 21, 2010

Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero January 03, 2016