Mustard

Mustard is a flumbustios swedish child who spends to much money on weapons and explosives

Mustard is blowing up the hospital, again...

by Balle mannen October 6, 2022

Mustard Dick

When a males genitals smells so awful it burns your nostrils.

He had mustard dick so bad, I gagged.

by Storm Supreme June 12, 2025

mustard smell

basement dwellers

So many mustard smell in this area

by T23FRon August 21, 2023

Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".

There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.

by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019

duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy December 25, 2007

mustard brain

the word your mom uses when shes mad at another driver .

Mom: you mustard brain pee knuckle !!!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014