by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022
When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.
by Agent_Hollywood January 03, 2018
When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).
by ChitchoCee February 07, 2018
When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
by jeff medrala November 25, 2019
Sexual slang for eating ass.
by KavanaughtAChance May 11, 2025
by Kissthis69 May 27, 2021