Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).
Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.
Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.
Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.
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