Moby Shit

One in a great while a person with take a massive assive shit that will hurt. This only counts if its a single turd. This turd is named Moby Shit.

I had my Moby Shit yesterday

by zacherzach February 21, 2011

Moby for one

Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.

Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow.
Someone: Moby For One?
Someone: sure….

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021

Peasant-mobile

A type of vehicle in which a peasant would drive to disguise their peasant nature. It is often found that Maserati's are the most common choice of peasant-mobile because of their flashy looks, Chrysler like interior, and lack luster performance.

Guy 1: Hey I just got a new car!
Guy 2: It better not be a peasant-mobile...
Guy 1: haha I would never degrade myself like that.

by I_feel_like_im_21_savage October 16, 2016

Mobile manwhich

Sexual three-way between brothers.

In Alabama, the Mobile manwhich is fairly common.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

Mobster in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th US President as many of his closest associates wind up in Federal Custody.

Yes of course I voted for the Mobster in Chief, he is a talented and powerful business tycoon who is ideally prepared to negotiate deals around the world!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 16, 2019

Community Mobbing

Community mobbing is a form of group bullying. Community mobbing is characterized by a coordinated “ganging up” by a group with several ring leaders, and many more followers that target a person for generalized harassment within their neighborhood or city. It is distinct from workplace mobbing, and academic or school place mobbing because it extends into the larger community in which the target lives. The mobbing activities are conducted by neighbors, community watch groups, or, even snitches when there is police involvement.

The internet is ablaze with terms like organized stalking and organized mobbing, however, the accepted academic term for this is community mobbing.

by Peacefrog71 November 1, 2013

Mobaged

1) To be completely taken for all your money in a mobile game in attempts to advance your character past free player status.

2) to be given very dry, very unwelcome surprise buttsex with no reacharound.

Dude, dont download rage of bahamut! You are gonna get totally mobaged!

by N8dog640 August 1, 2014