-slang for a near-retarded sports commentator

-Mary Carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love

-NBC does everything it can to make sure she doesn't come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid pussy probably stinks up the set, too)

-Mary Carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society

Mary Carillo is a cheap, nasty whore.

Mary Carillo by ATennisFan February 28, 2010

mary cherry

One who is an evil bitch and borderline retarded, but very stylish. Character from WB's "Popular."

David is such a mary cherry! He's a stupid slut, but damn, he looks GOOD!

mary cherry by D. Larson March 24, 2005

Mary Jane

Bud, Weed, Pot, and Mary Jane all mean one thing. Marijuana or better known as Cannibis Sativa which contains the chemical T.H.C. or scientificly known as Tetrahydrocannabinol. Being under the influence of "Mary Jane" is also known as being "stoned" or "baked". It is also less dangerous than other drugs such as heroin, cocaine, even alchohol.

"Hey buddy, lets go smoke some mary jane!"

Mary Jane by mike.lopez>XD December 12, 2007

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Mary Tyler Moron

A really prissy woman, always bubbly and sociable but a complete idiot.

My girlfriend is very hot, but she's a total Mary Tyler Moron!

Mary Tyler Moron by Big Goody October 28, 2015

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