Luke

Gay Britsh dude who asks out girls, and had a toothpick size dick.

Luke bend down so I can penetrate u

by TheBigBoyMaster July 10, 2016

Luke

A person which is always second best to Jeeves and is not ashamed to let everyone know his penis is the size of a cocktail sausage

That guy is such a Luke

by AfcJeeves July 6, 2015

LUKE

absolutely retarded human being really obnoxious and cocky pretty good at sports i guess

did u see that kid luke

yea he is such a idiot

by idk what to make this October 18, 2019

Luke

A penguin loving tall blonde breadstick

im trying so hard to stay in my lane but that breadstick luke didnt shave his beard

I know right, i love my kitty lane but holy moly that beard makes him look like 25

I wasnt ready

by clubmgcs September 21, 2015

luke

A fat faggot

person a: oh look its a faggot
person b: dont u mean luke?

by YaMumBro March 21, 2016

Luke

A family man

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"

by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

Luke

Tends to be very thirsty. Look up light-weight for more info.

"Luke couldn't even get 185 on bench... what a thirsty light-weight."

by Big daddy savage2180 March 7, 2017