An immense pile of useless garbage, cataloged,indexed and bound for quick reference. Information worthy of the "Lamb Log" is usually extracted from newspaper articles, insanely boring science magazines,intergalactic internet sites and personal e-mail sent by just as annoying family members. Exposure to the "Lamb Log" can incite violent or suicidal tendancies in even the most mild mannered person.
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by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003
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by Christifori August 10, 2008
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Get the yuletide log mug.A big fat turd that exits out one's ass in the shape of a giant log possibly resembling a large seqoia tree floating in your toilet.
the word bum refers to the ass; the log refers to the turd.
the word bum refers to the ass; the log refers to the turd.
by jayfred June 6, 2004
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a variety of uses.
a variety of uses.
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