road log

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants

Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.

by wamboozled June 03, 2014

Tossing logs

Gay sex

Tossing logs in billies asss

by Johnpoet1979 June 05, 2015

Log Jammer

When doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet Boondock Saints style, you shove your cock in her ass, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.

So I gave Heather a ride on the Log Jammer last week, she hasn't talked to me in since.

by Christifori July 16, 2008

log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.

denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.

by Bigger Johnson February 03, 2009

yuletide log

a males genitals

**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**

by treehugga69 September 13, 2008

bum log

A big fat turd that exits out one's ass in the shape of a giant log possibly resembling a large seqoia tree floating in your toilet.

the word bum refers to the ass; the log refers to the turd.

Tara is such a Schlob she backed up the sewer system with her giant bum logs

by jayfred June 06, 2004

log knock

To slap ones penis against the forehead of someone else.

Dude, last night I log knocked Brittany so hard her freckles fell off.

by Liam February 21, 2005