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larry j

Someone who calls you a minimum of 12 times a day, usually asking a wide variety of work related questions, regardless of whether you are on or off the clock.
Buddy 1-Hey, who just called you?
Buddy 2-Guy from work.
Buddy 1-Aren't you off today?
Buddy 2-Yeah
Buddy 1-That guy must be a real Larry J.
by Riverrat March 27, 2015
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Larry Kingdom

the right-wing net cast by that evil, vicious media overlord, Larry King. only really applicable to Fox News and certain parts of the southern USA.
"did you see fox news last night?" "no, mate, that whole right-wing network is a Larry Kingdom." "what's that?" *opens up laptop*...
by Spencer Rapson March 3, 2008
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Larry Gerger

A underground term for going to smoke some weed.
Hey, you wanna go visit Larry Gerger after work?

or

I'm going to finish up, go prep the Gerger stick!!
by Turbo&Auto August 24, 2009
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Larry Stylinson

The stupidest thing ever created.
Larry Stylinson:

Teen Girl: I’m so proud to be a Larry! Harry and Louis are the cutest thing ever!

Me: That’s the stupidest thing ever created.
by Pinkunicorns27 August 24, 2022
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larry stylinson

"larry stylinson is the biggest bs ive ever heard its not real stop fetishizing mlm relationships yall are weird"
by toxichenrie June 28, 2021
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Hail Larry

I really should start going to confessional more often. If I had gotten one more Hail Larry my dick would have fallen off.
by admiral_tryhard September 2, 2016
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Pinhead Larry

A Pinhead Larry is when a girl gives you head while tickling your asshole with a toy firetruck, and if you nut earlier than five minutes into her giving you head, she shoves the fire truck up your ass.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I played a game of Pinhead Larry last night and I lost, so now my ass is sore.
Guy 2: Oh shit, did you get the firetruck out yet?
Guy 1: No, so now every time I sit down the little toy siren goes off.
Guy 2: Well, I'm playing a round of Pinhead Larry with my girl tonight.
Guy 1: Good luck man. Keep your ass tight.
by JayNR May 10, 2017
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