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trout lap

Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.
Damn! I'm going to have to throw these pants away from the trout lap I got at Fantasies last night!
by Trolkin King November 17, 2017
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Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024
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Lap

A statement to doing something on a daily. When something is "Your" or "A Lap" it means you regularly do it. Its easy.
Two vs one is my lap. You fight two people alone on a daily.
by Hobbsicle April 23, 2022
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Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
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Turd Lapping

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.
Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.
by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025
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Victory Lap

Like when you first play a challenging video game and you have to learn the ropes and the second plays through , you know what to do and got the
Skill you can beat the video game so much faster and easier?
I don’t know which is better first play through or victory lap. I guess it depends on you and what you love to see. The underdog or the elite veteran.
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new lap

new lap is a word with the meaning of a new lap in running or in a another words a name of a minecraft server own by 3 owners and devs the owners are pizza ahoy and charms and the other devs are foxman and barfy
by new lap team June 18, 2023
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