Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 06, 2024

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Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap

There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up

by Emogen7608 January 08, 2023

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A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

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The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.

Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!

by Post Nellone April 08, 2020

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by 459395 May 20, 2023

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Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day

by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019

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Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.

by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011

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