Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
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“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
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