Country Kitchen

Incorrect way to say “Dutch oven”

Amanda gave JJ a Dutch oven but JJ called it a country kitchen and Amanda didn’t understand.

by Amanda1215 December 26, 2020

Kitchen

The place that Jogn lights on fire at 3 am because he's bored.

You: JOGN WHY DID YOU LIGHT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN!!!
Jogn: I WAS BLACK

by Robbie622 June 24, 2023

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Mr Kitchens

A gunna lookin ass big cousin

Wussupppp Mr Kitchens

by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020

Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.

I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.

by ProfessorP1234 April 19, 2020

West Texas soup kitchen

When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA

O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!

by Heifer cowboy July 16, 2022