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kill your face

1:)Process of destroying ones facial area(ie collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face).

2:)Putting a stop to the overwhelming use of makeup and other facial products creating a synthetic plastic look.

3:)Act of picking ones face while high on crystal meth.
1:) Kill your face with a vodka bottle pimp slap.

2:) Kill your face with caustic spray.

3:) Visiting Yahoo OMG! and having the computer explode in your face.
by FaceKiller Deadlips January 28, 2009
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fuck, marry, kill

A game that can be heard on the Howard Stern show where a person is given 3 names. You must fuck one, marry one, and kill one.
Howard: Fuck, marry, kill; Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Oprah
Listener: I'd kill Oprah, Fuckin Pamela Anderson, and Marry Carmen Electra
by Donovan McFupa August 7, 2007
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National kill your short friend day

today kill any one of ur friends that’s under 5’3
A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day
by shortpeopleproblems October 5, 2020
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buzz kill

when someone or something completely ruins the fun of a moment. this can include anything, but the primary sources come from irritating girlfriends, cops, and running out of booze
The cops busted the party. It was a complete buzz kill.

"Zeke's girlfriend, Becky, was such a buzz kill."

It rained during the volleyball tournament. Kind of a buzz kill...
by somebodyhadtosayit February 18, 2010
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kill yourself

what people say to me. to kill yourself means to take your own life. commit suicide. usually an expression of anger.
by Mike Rehmer January 19, 2008
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kill two pigs with one bird

To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds
Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
by birdbomber January 26, 2011
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kill some hookers

An alternative to 'play Grand Theft Auto.' Used for shock value or to stick it to Jack Thompson. Taken from a stereotypical action seen throughout the series.
"You wanna chill at my place after school and kill some hookers?"

"I was up late last night killing some hookers. That game is so addictive!"
by Mattalicious April 29, 2008
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