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Kentjuan

Kentjuan is a really goofy dude, he laughs a lot but he’s really depressed.

No girls go for him so he call every girl he sees ugly because of that. Kentjuan is a high key loser
That nigga Kentjuan gets no bitches and is lonely asf
by Uzomaru June 8, 2022
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Kent

A county in South East England that has its origins in the once powerful and pioneering Anglo-Saxon kingdom of Cantwara. It often has the reputation of being the 'Garden of England' but in reality is full of chavs and gypsies inhabiting overgrown, filthy and soulless towns and villages in the west and on the coast, and rich retirees originally from the posher parts of London inhabiting golf course towns like Tenterden in the interior. The countryside is boring, the towns are either shitholes or boring golf course towns, and the people are horrible. The older generation are miserable tory voters, the middle aged men are all pissheads who go to wetherspoons at 10am for their 8 pints of carling, the young men are psychotic nutters who stab anyone who looks at them the wrong way, the youth deals drugs to make money because of the complete lack of opportunity, the posh upper-middle class ex-Londoners own everything, give all the jobs to their other ex-Londoner mates and talk about how 'beautiful' the Kent countryside is despite not being indigenous and not having a fucking clue about how much they're ruining the lives of the indigenous, and the women are all fake-eyelashed, fake-tanned, overly-dolled up, sluttily-dressed bimbos. There are more 'Essex girls' in Kent than there are in Essex. The amount of teenage girls who dress like whores and wear cheap fake tan is terrifying. If you don't want to be killed by chavs or pikeys, or horrified by the amount of bimbos, don't come here.
Person 1: Listen mate I'm going to Kent next weekend
Person 2: Why the fuck are you going there? You'll get killed by some angry chavs! Don't go there if you value your life!
by Cryoraptor June 24, 2022
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Kent wa

Person 1: I live in kent wa

Person 2: that must suck
by Kentwaguy June 30, 2022
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Kent

A unit of measurement to describe a sub-millimeter type measurement. Derived from the term "cunt-hair."
"Hey Jimmy, we're close, can you kick that corner in just a Kent?"
by robospeakerguy May 11, 2022
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kent alexandre

a friend with weed and a friend indeed.
Oh! A Kent Alexandre you must have that quality shits.
by kntzalxnd May 25, 2022
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Kent Ryan

Kent Ryan is the person who is unique. There is only a few of them on Earth. If you happen to be a Kent Ryan then you are extremely lucky. People are lucky to have a Kent Ryan by their side.
I have always wanted to be with a Kent Ryan
by NotKentRyan May 30, 2022
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kent brockmen

'kent brockmen is is the channel six reporter from a show called the Simpsons his a cool guy he's rich sad I think and all around a cool guy
I hate kent brockmen
by 5masked August 4, 2022
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