Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.

1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"

by Maryene August 30, 2005

jon carner

a male who tries to be funny,typically a teacher, who enjoys science. WHen you make yourself seem like a geek, therefore being a Jon Carner.

Geez Mike, don't go pulling a Jon Carner!

by Phil Bill Dick February 12, 2009

Jon Boy

colloquial Australian slang for a Rent Boy or someone who has partaken in a few to many disco biscuits and lost the rock.

"Jon boy mate, I remember when you were Jon Boy Rock......get off the pingers!"

by JB LOST THE R May 3, 2010

Jon

shorter term for Jonathon, also a code name for Lazarus and Leviathan, usually a common name of the 21st century goven to males. However, past dated documents depict Jons as demonic creatures residing in human entities. Their aura and presence can leave residual effects on humans such as night terrors or... bed wettings. To defeat a Jon one must have the correct alchemical brew at the ready applied to special grade steal or silver.

Derek: “I had a terrible Jon lastnight bro.”
Nathan: “I had a Jon the other night too!”
Their Dreams: “ We had Jons too! It was terrible!”

by Jessifer Lucias January 12, 2018

jon

jon is a huge junkie, he wears TN's, and rolls his trackies up. He is an abusive pric, and always has to have the benefit of the doubt. Makes little kids cry

man, jon is such a cunt, aye?
i dont know why his girlfriend stays with him

by dropkick jones June 2, 2018

Jon

A pumpkin

Jon is a pumpkin

by Random user 5567 August 28, 2019

Jon Calabro

The coolest, sexiest man ever known to man.

Person 1 :"Did you see Jon Calabro earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah! He looked so cool and sexy!"

by Pig poop balls November 27, 2020