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Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.
by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016
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The Last Rian Johnson Film

'The Last Rian Johnson Film' is another name for Star Wars - Episode 8: The Last Jedi, as it refers to the fact that so many people hated that film. It is basically hyperbole for the hate Rian Johnson had received, as you could imagine that in an alternate timeline he would never be able to make a movie again.
by Krismo_Ren June 4, 2020
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Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.
Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!
by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005
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Johnten

Johnten is a ship from NCT , Johnny suh and Ten lee theyre so cute Ten want to have xxxx with Johnny , Johnny is ten’s Tall boyfriend , ten is Johnny’s omega ten want to suck johnny’s ten so bad
OMG JOHNTEN THE REALEST NCT’S SHIP
by Prettychannie November 8, 2020
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Johnson Maneuver

When someone driving near you is horrible and shouldn't be behind the wheel, normally a fat old lady of a certain decent and you have to do some sort of James Bond esk maneuever and cut the person off like a dick move a.k.a. "Johnson" and nearly incapacitate you and your passengers in the vehicle.
You can even go a step forward and get the person at a red light get out of the car and slap your junk on the person's windshield thus completing the Johnson Maneuver.
Johnson Maneuver, Dick Move, Move from NAM
by MAGNUS PRIME January 15, 2008
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johnsonburg

Johnsonburg is a town full of boogins and druggies that dont take showers. 90% are in poverty.90% are also either scene, goth, or emo. it smells like absolute crap everywhere you go and it's a complete disgrace to live in Johnsonburg.
"what's that's smell"
"Johnsonburg the beautiful town of druggies boogins and skanks!"
by Laura56889372929 October 31, 2013
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Ed Johnson

A slang name that is not meant to be a reference to any person who actually carries this name, but, rather to identify someone who posseses the characteristics that the slang name describes.

Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?

Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.

Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!

Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.

Foxy Chick: What's his name?

Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
by Heidi Roe, ex lesbo June 11, 2006
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