Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
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Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!
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by Prettychannie November 8, 2020
Get the Johnten mug.When someone driving near you is horrible and shouldn't be behind the wheel, normally a fat old lady of a certain decent and you have to do some sort of James Bond esk maneuever and cut the person off like a dick move a.k.a. "Johnson" and nearly incapacitate you and your passengers in the vehicle.
You can even go a step forward and get the person at a red light get out of the car and slap your junk on the person's windshield thus completing the Johnson Maneuver.
You can even go a step forward and get the person at a red light get out of the car and slap your junk on the person's windshield thus completing the Johnson Maneuver.
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Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?
Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.
Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!
Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.
Foxy Chick: What's his name?
Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.
Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!
Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.
Foxy Chick: What's his name?
Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
by Heidi Roe, ex lesbo June 11, 2006
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