A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.
by Whocares4760 December 10, 2022
Get the Jolly Watson mug.People who are half dancing/half walking very slowly in huge crowds. They constantly change direction and let their pets walk into you at high speed. They are extremely rude and inconsiderate and generally end up barging people out of their way. They get very grumpy when you outsmart them. They enjoy dancing to children's songs, and they especially love the Peppa Pig theme tune.
"Did you see those jolly-bobbers today?"
"Yes. One walked straight into me and shouted at me when they accidentally fell over. I must admit, it was hilarious!"
"Yes. One walked straight into me and shouted at me when they accidentally fell over. I must admit, it was hilarious!"
by AbsoluteDemonSpawn January 8, 2023
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When someone doesn't reply to your messages then later hits you up hours/days/months later like nothing ever happened. Likely didn't ever see what you sent in the first place. Usually the follow up response is something that you mentioned forever ago.
Me - "Hey, do you want to play some games tonight?" Sent 8:04 p.m. 8-9-2022
Her -"Omg hey how did your interview go?" Sent 7:35 am 1-4-2023
Me - I've just been Josallyn'd
Her -"Omg hey how did your interview go?" Sent 7:35 am 1-4-2023
Me - I've just been Josallyn'd
by Xueyu February 10, 2023
Get the Josallyn'd mug.The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.
*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*
Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause
the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*
Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause
the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*
Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
by LocNilla May 7, 2023
Get the Jolly Feltcher mug.Person walks out of the bathroom, wipes his/her brow and says "It's feels so good to have a jolly butthole. I had to go to the bathroom for a while.
by Pretty Pretty Handle June 20, 2023
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by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
Get the Jollyrancher Juicer mug.A tool Used to remove foreign objects from the anal cavity usually used at preschools when kids jumblehop their toys
Peter while playing with his pet Gecko Samuel accidentally dropped Samuel and he crawled up Lil Peters Bum This resulted in a JollyWrench to be used in a 17 hour surgery in order to get Silly Samuel Out from the retched cave
by Say Whaaaatt! July 28, 2023
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