Up your jaw

To literally punch someone in the jaw like an uppercut, or just to punch someone in the jaw. Usually a threat used when someone is being annoying or messing with you
If you don’t shut up I’m gonna up your jaw!
by Billybob1961 October 8, 2019
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Jaws of Death

someone with braces sucking a dick (and possibly cutting said dick with braves and circumcising it)
I got a free circumcision last night from Heather’s jaws of death!
by ftcalls February 10, 2021
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Lewd Jaw

A punk rock band whose name is a spoonerism based off off the actor Jude Law.
“Hey was that band we saw called Jude Law?”

“No, they’re actually Lewd Jaw!”
by Sashacort September 14, 2022
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Tommys Jaws

When you have a passion for penis rather than taking a punch for mike tyson
I would rather have tommys jaws than take a punch from mike tyson
by The rither January 12, 2021
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Slack Jaw Yockle

A person who is currently living either on a reservation or in a trailer and is missing teeth and brain cells. They wear outfits and never change them nor do they wash only when they’re tank gets refilled or there chief wants to be more generous like gender equality. They all have the same interest in lumber industry.
Random person: I can’t see you im blind

Slack Jaw Yockle: oh don’t worry your not missing out on much my supplement of bannock bread hasn’t been delivered im looking very unlucky
by Michael Mirkly January 3, 2025
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hop jaw

Noun- the occurrence of flicking one's tongue after the mass consumption of hoppy beers, particularly IPA's.
Zbag kept flicking his tongue after drinking far too many IPA's. Yeah, he's suffering from hop jaw, poor bastard.
by Pdsilly21 December 25, 2016
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