Jared

Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.

"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"

by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 16, 2019

jarees

Jarees is a compassionate down to earth man, but he is a player. He plays tf out of every female until he finds the right one. He is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. He’s sweet like candy, and as soft as a teddy bear. Smells good too. Sexy af.

Jarees is the man of the year

by Lucky727 December 18, 2018

Jared

Jared is a bloke with many problems. His pc is fucked, cars a pool, feet are cybernetic and his housemates are cooler than him. He’s also gay.

Man that guy is such a “Jared”

by DireIsGay November 25, 2023

Jared

A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl

Jared: Bro I can suck my own dick

Person 2: wtf ur weird

by Donkeydickjr December 27, 2021

jared white

A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.

I’m so glad I’m not Jared white

by DonaldBump May 3, 2020

jared

the guy who can do a backflip on the swings

how did jared do that

by jared1234ja April 22, 2021

jared

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.

jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT

by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019