Jake

The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST
Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020
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Jake

Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.
Jake: (Nervously) Will You go out with me ?
Girl: Maybe
by XxSuperTuberxX November 02, 2017
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Jake

Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.
by youcantseememytimeisnow March 11, 2017
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a guy thats always confused who has different personalities.He lies about lots so u will love him and he looks like a bunny and a dog.
a jake is all girls want besides the fact that hes a jerk.
by thepersonthatcauseda break January 08, 2017
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Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.
Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think?
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.
by hugallurfriends April 14, 2019
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I really do wonder if he thinks he is cool. A dick most of the time and copies peoples jokes
Bruh that was such a Jake move
by Black man in the dark April 25, 2018
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Jaked

adjective meaning someone who appears briefly and then takes off for long periods of time.
I wonder if he he'll be back. I hate it when he Jakes us.
by JVGR July 02, 2004
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