by Totally not LP January 14, 2018
Get the Jackie Lynn Thomasmug. A white female who embodies the epitome of unoriginality. She will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Her Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, she lives to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, she’s most likely not enjoying the moment, and needs to be liked by everybody.
She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.
On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
The couple sitting next to me on the plane were both Jackies. They kept on taking selfies, which included them kissing, the girl doing the ‘kissy’ face, kissing her boyfriend’s cheek and vice versa. She then said to her boyfriend “babe, make sure you ‘like’ the picture of us that I’m about to post on insta.”
by It’s Britney Bitch December 25, 2017
Get the Jackiemug. by Big Daddy JP February 17, 2023
Get the Jacky chocomug. by Pedro barrios April 25, 2022
Get the Jackiemug. A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint
Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the Jackie's husbandmug. Jackie: a beautiful person, with an amazing bod. Can be super athletic but also a couch potato. Says they're super fat buh in reality weighs like a pound. Sometimes they're super cocky to their friends but only as a joke because secretly they're extremely self-conscious, even though they have no reason to be;)
Girl: im the cutest person ever buh I weigh like one hundred thousand million billion kajillion pounds😩
Other girl: dang girl your such a jackie😂
Other girl: dang girl your such a jackie😂
by Blech... March 16, 2017
Get the Jackiemug. by Bigwillymuncher April 7, 2022
Get the JACKIE HALLmug.