Covid-25

A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."

by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison

The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly

by GFAR83 April 24, 2020

Covid Mosh

10 or more people cramming into a confined space during a worldwide pandemic. Not recommended by most international health authorities.

Friend: (Backing way off when the opening door reveals a too-full elevator) "COVID MOSH!!"
Me: "Yo."

by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020

Covid-34

When you contract covid-19 and decide to spend time sick beating your meat.

Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*

by TurnipPop April 28, 2020

Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

COVID baddie

Someone who is stuck in the house but she/he wants to look cute so they dress up just to stay at home.

Friend: Why are you looking so cute when you can’t leave the house.
Me: Idek just feel like being a COVID baddie today.

by Bunny_alexx May 1, 2020

The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.

by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020