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kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
mugGet the kitchen monkeymug.

Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult
Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.
by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020
mugGet the Hit the kitchen floormug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

Stipping in the kitchen

This is a phrase used to define the action of friends or people in general who tend to switch up their personalities around members of the opposite gender. Also known as "fake".
Eg. We went on camp together but my bestfriend was stipping in the kitchen the entire time.

Or...

Stop stipping in the kitchen and be yourself!
by Narmis October 3, 2020
mugGet the Stipping in the kitchenmug.

room kitchen

A survival mechanism created by unruly teenagers. Food is stored in one's room in order to prevent hunger in times that one does not want to deal with parents that he or she has pissed off.

It works best if one doesn't mind drinking warm water.
I called my mom an idiot, so now I'm avoiding her. Good thing I have a room kitchen.
by larnbecky January 16, 2011
mugGet the room kitchenmug.

Ohio Soup Kitchen

When seven homeless butch lesbians, have a Gangbang in the back of a Ford Ranchero.
OMG! Did you smell that Ohio Soup Kitchen!!!
by MissHeels November 14, 2023
mugGet the Ohio Soup Kitchenmug.

Lauren Kitchen

Amazing Beautiful Funny Girl. Love you to bits!
Blonde hair, 2 different color eyes, and short
by Knk0504 June 27, 2019
mugGet the Lauren Kitchenmug.

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