A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.
"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."
by tim and H. October 11, 2023
Get the dick with earsmug. When you're writing a song or a beat, and in the process of repetition, you lose the original idea for the sound that you had, and it all starts to blur together, and you start nit picking the fuck out of every little thing, and your ears start to hurt, and you start to feel a little crazy. It's time to back away from the song for a little while to gain fresh perspective.
Me: I've played this section of the song on repeat like 100 times trying to get it juuuuust right man! I'm starting to get producer ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!
by IrisGreene May 20, 2017
Get the producer earmug. by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018
Get the Ear thrumpmug. Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
Get the hook earedmug. Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."
by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020
Get the SHREK EARSmug. When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the male positions the female's feet up towards her head near her ears.
by Sllewdear May 9, 2017
Get the Reebok Earringsmug. A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case
by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014
Get the cupid's earmug.